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This Is Where I Murder Vegetables

This Is Where I Murder Vegetables

Regular price $39.95 USD
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Quality Features

We take pride in using only the highest quality materials!

Our cutting boards are absolutely stunning and Made in the USA from 100% American hardwood! Hand-crafted from solid wood and laser etched (not printed text), these cutting boards will be the showpiece of any kitchen.

They are also perfect gifts for any time of the year. Maple & Walnut are both a fantastic wood for cutting boards. Very durable, and will last for years to come. One side of the cutting board is personalized for display and the other side is used for food prep. 

Available in multiple sizes.

Surprise your special someone with the perfect gift - or treat yourself to one! Put your mind at ease knowing that when it comes to prepping meals, nothing beats a trusty hardwood cutting board.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it can take us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction & reduces waste. So, thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Sizes

Most of our cutting boards are available in multiple sizes. Images in the listing will show the dimensions of each different cutting board.

If you're wondering which size to go with, then we suggest the largest one as it is the most impressive.

Care Instructions

To keep your cutting board looking its best, follow our easy care instructions:

Cleaning: Wash with hot, soapy water, using a sponge or brush to scrub the board. It's simple!

Oiling: To keep the wood fibers supple and replenish the wood's natural oils, apply a food-grade mineral oil or beeswax. This maintains the smooth surface of your board and prevents the formation of crevices.

Shipping & Returns

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $6.95 for US orders.
Small Cutting Boards = $6.95 shipping
Med & Large Boards = $9.95 shipping

Actual Shipping costs vary based on your order weight. To calculate your exact shipping cost, add all the items to your cart and proceed to shipping information. You will not be charged at that point yet. It will calculate the exact shipping amount for you.

If purchasing a high number of items, feel free to contact us to see if we can offer a better shipping price. No guarantee, but depending on the products in your order we may be able to save you some money. :) 

Do you ship worldwide?

No, we are only able to ship within the Continental US and Canada. Not all products are available to be shipped to Canada.

How long will it take for my item to get delivered?

The level of customization in your order will vary the time it takes to get to you. Your order will get shipped within 2-5 business days of ordering. Most items will ship on the lower end of that range, with the possible exception during peak times (such as Christmas).

NOTICE: Our store has products that are produced and shipped from different  US warehouse locations. If you order more than one item from us then it is possible that your order could arrive in multiple packages. They could also arrive on different days. Just remember that it is not unusual for your order to arrive in separate packages.

Personalized Cutting Board

Laser engraved Maple, not black text to show the wood grain.

Three sizes 9" x 6", 11.5" x 8.75" and 13.75" x 9.75"

Finally, a cutting board that tells the raw, un-chopped truth. It's perfect for anyone who approaches meal prep with a little sass and a sharp knife.

Whether you're dicing onions or aggressively julienning carrots after a long day, this board brings the laughs and the durability.

A hilarious gift for foodies, home chefs, vegetarians with a dark side, or anyone with a sense of humor in the kitchen.

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